The Church of Bill Hicks

7/4/19

“This isn’t something that should have to be explained, and yet. And yet.”

7/2/19

“Tomlinson has always been the most vocal about his denial and disdain for the bogus fan pairing, claiming it negatively impacted his friendship with Styles and put pressure on his romantic relationship.”

6/27/19

Or, you know, buy them after market so you are not rewarding companies that profit from that and lobby against, vote against and protest the practice of slave labor.

6/26/19

They just aren’t splattered all over the news.

6/26/19

Put your effort towards actually making a change and not making sure the .002% of your latest purchase doesn’t go into the pocket of some meanie CEO.

6/26/19

I’m secretly a terrible person who donates his money to neo-nazi organizations. You go in and buy a car from this company, you’re indirectly helping fund my salary and therefore my fondness for Nazis.

6/24/19

I’ve known many Trumps living in New York...which gives me the right to obliterate them.

6/23/19

6/17/19

True. And ironically, the first time W. Bush qualified for anything besides an intervention!

6/17/19

“Billy, just because something’s mean doesn’t mean it’s not true. Now fix your tie.”

6/17/19

If they add the qualifier “this President”, then yes, yes you should.

6/14/19

“Why is it that we perceive people who are in politics as caricatures?”

6/12/19

So, occasional towel user here. I bring one with me for repeatedly drying my hands, gym equipment as 1. I sweat like a horse 2. I’m not about to spray chalk everywhere.

6/11/19

https://www.complex.com/sports/2019/06/warriors-kevin-durant-re-aggravates-calf-injury-raptors-fans-dragged-for-response

6/10/19

1. Conor McGregor is a piece of shit.

6/9/19

I’m not happy win this way

6/8/19

No Coffee Times in my area. My drive through options are McDonald’s, Burger King, Tim’s, Dunkin and (shudder) Starbucks.

6/8/19

Ray Ratto is developing a taste for Tim Horton’s, because shameless frontrunning comes in many forms.

6/7/19

The lack of disrespectful posts on this triumvirate of boring subreddits shows the true path forward (not remotely defensible)

6/7/19

You made a sweeping claim about the worst discourse and backed it up with examples from the mildest meekest parts of the internet you could find because you were afraid to think or work hard.