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The Cheese That Walked Like A Man
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Also, real quick: I’m really not looking forward to when the editors leave and this is the only type of content we get on the A.V. Club. Scott Robson, if you’re reading this, you fucked up big time.

According to BrainyQuote, one of Chris Noth’s quotes is “I don’t mind demanding women.” I guess they should have asked him what he was demanding of them.

Sam Waterston lives up near my parents’ house, and I’ve run into him a couple times. Once was at the local hardware store, where he was picking up some parts for a small home repair project, and yeah, if his face wasn’t instantly recognizable to literally everyone you’d never know he was super famous. Just a

I always heard Tutuola was a cop killer

According to the woman, while at his residence, Noth kissed her and then proceeded to sexually assault her.

Yeah, this seems like a a bit of a slip up for an article that hinges its entire premise upon getting racial representation ‘correct.’

I’m not sure how that is connected as those were clearly two separate people.

And the movie will have a novelization. (Yes, it will be written by Alan Dean Foster.)

The estate of Charles Manson is suing Marilyn for damage to their good name.

My favorite IRL Gandolfini story - terrible snow storm is coming down hard on an already-burried-in-the-snow NYC. A dude is trying to drive home safe and warm and gets stuck in ice and slush in Manhattan. Wheels spinning, going nowhere. All of a sudden the car starts rocking and dude sees a random guy pushing from

Taylor Swift’s song was impressive. On some lyrics, when you look in her eyes, you realize that if she didn’t have her talents as an outlet, she would have murdered several men by now.

Yet no one, not even Oliver, geeks out over how their fellow Arconian resident looks just like an Office character?

GWARmy beaars thrashing here and there any everywhere
Rip your head off swing it by your hair
They are the GWARmy BEARS! (freeze-frame)

Ok, first of all, WHY are you always saying that???

My second date with my wife was at a Sega arcade (“Sega World”) in London way back at the end of last century. It was such a blast.

Au contraire, I think it is a passably, maybe even adequately executed bit!

This feels like the perfect Andy Dick story, in that Lovitz said something harsh, felt bad, apologized and then a few years later Andy Dick went and said something breathtakingly stupid and cruel to unnecessarily start the whole thing up again.

I like to imagine that he, Jon Lovitz, Joe Rogan, and Stephen Root still get together once a month for the weirdest Sunday brunch ever.

Anyone else remembering the thing in Super Mario World where sometimes you’d approach a Charging Chuck and it would turn out it was actually three Charging Chucks who’d all jump out when you’d get close?

I’ve heard from his agent that he’s being replaced by Ray BLOODY Purchase.