Honestly, If I was the WB and Gunn wanted people to see this on a big screen experience safely I would have organized a massive pop up Drive-in Theater experience across the country to see this.

His name isn’t DaGrownAssManWhoTakesResponsibilityForHisActions

No Norb and Dag (Angry Beavers), no buy. I know it’s highly unlikely but cartoon versions of old show like Pete and Pete, Salute Your Shorts, etc.. would be amazing.

“I’m tired of these mother fucking saws on this motherfucking plane!” ~ Samuel L Jackson, Saws on a Plane

What if you're a Jewish Texan? It could be celebratory gunfire. It's really only bad if it's jarred and not made fresh.

Turning one of my favorite characters, with a mouth as foul as her heart is big, into an object to gawk at in order to score invisible video game points is childish and offensive.

Please keep COVID in your thoughts and prayers. It’s come down with a serious case of Ted Nugent.

If it was a Kirby game getting cancelled, it would suck.

and the Lord Jesus spoke: “ye, if thou hast a rockin bod, make yon ducats on the site only for fans, my child! dolla, dolla bills, ye all!”

As is usual with these sort of things, this probably means they have plans for their own Mario hardcore xxx game.

Amazon Prime is worse. Half the thumbnail features on the landing page require an additional subscription to view (HBO, Showitme, Starz - DO NOT pay for STARZ - they will continue to rape your checking account after freezing your subscription, Customer service does NOT exist).

Neat trick. Now do TLoZ.

And the movie ending is better than the book’s. (The original would be more Vaughn-ish in tone)

To be fair, “have me divorce Neil Gaiman” was one of the rewards available on her Patreon.

Dammit, you chucklefuck, your intentions were perfectly clear. You wanted to hurt and embarrass a total stranger because some stray gross impulse darted across your lizard brain and being a white male, you never even thought to resist or question it. You honestly expected her to find that funny or at least “laugh it…

“Tommy is a loving husband and father.”

“You ever notice how St. Ignatius of Antioch performed miracles like this, but St. Ignatius of Loyola preformed miracles like THIS?!”

Going to see it this weekend.

I’m going to see it on Halloween. I’m really excited!