please, please give us someone doing a fantastic cover of Weird Al’s “Melanie.”

“You are not the kind of car who would be in a race like this at this time of the morning. But here you are, and you cannot say the track is entirely unfamiliar, although the details are fuzzy. You are at a pit stop talking to a convertible with a t-top. The track is either Daytona or Kansas. All might come clear if…

If I'm not mistaken, the entire catalog for every Nintendo system up through N64 can fit on one Switch cart, so... 

It comes up. 

“Did consoles even have western RPGs before 2000? The WRPGs I was familiar with (Baldur’s Gate, Fallout, Planescape: Torment, Elder Scrolls, Ultima, etc) were all PC exclusive and therefore couldn’t be rented."

Not to be that guy, but Hollyhock is Bojack's half-sister, not stepsister. 

More like "FRIED-O." 

the recent traction is on account of an entire episode of Atlanta dedicated to an alternate history of the film’s production.

To his credit, The Kominsky Method was absolutely terrific.

My therapist keeps a kosher home but doesn't wear a yarmulke in daily life. Go fig. 

My boomer parents love it, but so does millennial me.

It was. It was made into a film in Sweden seven years ago.

No, A Bug’s Life is Seven Samurai/The Magnificent Seven. with bugs.

It’s his nickname. His real name is Elan Sel’sabagno.

this is still a list of things leaving Hulu, though.

They're on Netflix. This list is Hulu. 

I'll remember these hints if I ever manage to get a PS5. 

Janina Gavankar is Indian. 

“Riegert” is misspelled all but one time that it’s in this article.

That's an excellent description of Reid Scott.