This article sure came out at a serendipitous time for me. My wife and I’s little (dog) lady left us a month ago due to sudden and unexplained health complications, just before my birthday, and we’ve been hurting ever since. Our dog loved all the humans in her life, but she and I shared a special bond. She died way…

Not a pet, but if there’s a Meowth in a Pokémon game, I always have to name a female one “Maddie” after the late Maddie Blaustein, Meowth’s original English VA.

Really, though, you can’t say “more than enough shows about teens dealing with murder, drug addiction, plane crashes, dark magic, werewolves, and/or the Upside Down to go around” because that’s just five seasons of Riverdale.

(Call from: Dad)

And at that point in the show, they still think she’s his daughter

No, she squandered that when she took my 250 bucks to see her in Funny Girl!

I had an album of his that was done in-character as his character from My Cousin Vinny. It’s called Vincent LaGuardia Gambini Sings Just for You. It’s terrible, obviously, but a couple of the songs are kind of funny. I remember “Take Your Love and Shove It (up your big fat ass)“ being a highlight. Especially the music…

So the choices for Word of the Year were part of a word or two words...

I mean, it’s incredible long saga, that in order to understand it, requires you to actually understand trans issues and medical facts and practices, as well a lot of UK anti-trans people, which with respect, I’m somewhat doubting you’re at all familiar with. To bring you up to speed would probably require an actual…

I probably would have been suspicious...that isn’t an “elaborate” title card, it doesn’t look like anything a broadway show would put out.

This is an egregiously bad headline right?

Area Man Complains He Can’t Get Away With Being Mean To The Jews

I think the authorities have also watched the series so I don’t think you’ll get away with it! (note, I have not seen the episode you are referring to and may be misinterpreting what “assassin’s pasta” is)

All I know is, I want to try that Assassin’s Pasta, and I’ll travel to Italy to get it if I have to.

And the shortest passage?

Great - now I’m imagining Lt. Garber saying things like “I was educated once. It took me years to get over it.” (Rico: “What?!” Garber: “Forget it.”)
(Also, the 1974 “Taking of Pelham One Two Three” was the greatest NYC movie ever made - fight me).

Can we at least throw the stuffed parakeet at the president?!

It could be because she’s a lesbian. It’s happened that way to other characters in the L&O universe. 

Man there’s such a weird overlap between the “end the stigma towards men’s mental health” crowd and the “haha men’s feelings don’t matter” crowd

That’s a good point. The plots of all of these are similar, but I guess the “Three Amigos/Galaxy Quest” plot relies on the fake heroes not knowing they are facing real dangers but think it’s a show whereas the “Seven Samurai/Magnificent Seven” plot the fake heroes are trying to pretend that they are real heroes…