Pluto is the bacon of planets.

That highlight package was like watching SportsCenter as directed by David Lynch.

Kick It Out called it “offensive and discriminatory” and said “racist stereotypes are never acceptable, irrespective of any intention to show support for a player,” per the BBC.

If they were meant to live, evolution would have made them less delicious.

Is that a laden or unladen raven?

Divide by 2 and add 7?

Were you not listening to the dude’s story, Donny?

There’s really nothing remarkable here. Lots of athletes take time out of their schedule to visit retarded children.

This has got to really piss Brandon Phillips off.

The Yankees Are Struggling To Put Butts In Seats

I support this list. Plinko is the undisputed champ. Think about it: most of the other games with big prizes start by revealing the prize (“A NEW CAR!”) before the game. With Plinko, the big reveal is that you get to play Plinko.

Oh, god, the purists are gonna turn this into a complete cloucester.

People who fight against new words are fucking old and stupid, words are created and used, it comes back, it goes away, that is language.

Curt, just because you weren’t personally there, doesn’t mean there wasn’t someone screaming racist things.

“she showed me the blood coming down from her elbow,” Porter said. “It looked real purple and red and it looked like there was a hole in her jacket.”

porn has really changed

It’s not the sports bubble bursting. It’s the cable business model bursting.

Is Law suggesting that baseball is evolving? If so, I hope he enjoys his suspension.