Thank God an expert showed up. Previously we were stuck taking the word of the woman this experience actually happened to.

“TLDR: Female, know your place and keep quiet.”

Didn’t take long to find the worst take ever.

Not recorded in the body cam footage were the words to his partner as he jumped back in the cruiser.

Booooo.

more like Mrs. Featherbottom.

Harry Kalas’ “That ball is outta here!” was pretty good.

This guy better be court-martialed—gargling Castro’s dong like that.

Why do you hate the military and America?

Extra time is just an illusion caused by the stadium clock not being synced to the ref’s watch. A game is always 90 minutes by the ref’s watch.

Jesus, what fucking monsters. Who leaves a voicemail when texting exists?

Barstool is thataway, brother.

Yes, but Ford also made it clear that he’s been watching him this whole time. If this show has made anything clear, it’s that Ford has been doing his own secret experiments for years and is willing to bend the system to let it go unnoticed. Like his freaky secret host family in the cabin. It stayed hidden cause Ford…

They only knew the miner was lost because was part of an “easy” storyline and they only found him because they specifically went out to look for him. They kinda established that Akecheta was smart and aware enough to be able to drop in and out of his own narrative without anyone catching wind of it. It also probably…

Is working out every other day 3.5 workouts a week?

Bruh the refs didn’t miss 27 straight 3s. If it came down to calls I’d agree but the Rockets shot terribly.

Yeah, but his fWAR is no match for GWAR!

Sounds like he has a pretty finely-tuned internal clock, he’s probably a good natural percussionist.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

Don’t cut yourself on all that edge