10 points for Griffin dorks.

You are so very true. Around these parts it’s just a constant inner battle of “This guy fucks” vs. “This guy sucks”

“Three balls appear; they start to move around, and then more balls are introduced; you have to point out the original balls.”

When is the American League finally going to remove designated hitlers once and for all?

BACK IN MY DAY we’d put dog shit in bags, set it on a porch and light it on fire - like gentlemen. I really wonder what happened to the values this country used to have. SMDH

I’m sorry for posting Trump’s panty line twice.

WHERE THE FUCK WERE THEY FOR THIS BULLSHIT?

Did someone say “messed-up Strawberry”?

So it’s like a strawberry rat king scenario?

This is how I would look after such a feat.

I can’t even begin to fathom what the fart profile of that combination is.

Not food, but as a teenager I used to drink roughly 12 Mountain Dew Code Reds a day. Early morning. Late night. Didn’t matter. I guarantee I drank five times more Code Red than I did water. Looking back, I can’t believe that my teeth didn’t dissolve into a fine powder and that I somehow didn’t go blind.

A composite image of every villainous step-dad/predatory teacher/ex-husband from every Lifetime Original movie ever.

[extreme AC/DC voice]

“Bat dongs da-dong. Dongs dong.”

That banner image confirms my suspicion that Brock Osweiler is actually just Robert Pattinson on stilts doing really crappy Donald Trump Jr. cosplay.

Ok.

Looks like Russell has gone from tasting nanobubbles to tasting nanobuttholes.

“Stanford Band No Longer Banned From Stanford Land For Not Aligning With Stanford Brand”