When I was a kid, people in my parent’s generation were immediately suspicious of anything that came from the internet. “Don’t meet anyone from the internet in real life!” “You can’t believe that, it’s just on the internet!”

Hiyo!!

You are the living embodiment of the “white moderate” stumbling block in MLK’s famous Birmingham Prison letter.

Can confirm this was a soul-shattering game. Beating them in Indy this past season felt more like we were kicking them while they were down rather than a true revenge game.

This is going to put a lot of 40 year old women Cardinals fans in a real tight spot. Do you write a horrible thing on twitter about YADI not being a leader anymore and a punk, or do you write a horrible thing on twitter about the man you keep telling your kids you’d leave their dad for?

My idiot friends and I wouldn’t have made it through an hour of this before going double agent on each other and driving away while the dunk dude is left alone in the driveway. We were sort of dicks. Also, none of us could dunk.

Not quite white enough to be Jesus.

Quin Snyder looks like the token American model in a Japanese department store ad.

What a baseless statement.

Something tells me you won’t need to worry about anyone talking to you...

It’s interesting and a bit weird whenever a celeb shaves off their famous beard.

I wonder if Ty Cobb will throw it back?

I’ve accepted that the Cubs will probably win a World Series in the next couple of years, but please, just once more can I see the light fade from a smiling Cubs fan’s eyes. Just so I can feel normal again.

“Fact checking” is opinion journalism pretending to some sort of heightened objectivity. 

If you don’t want your car stolen don’t own a car.

If you think Griffin is good, you should see Bartolo Colón’s effort to just stand up.

I believe Deadspin fired Will Gordon so they could sell Coors ads.

Ciara: Let’s fuck!
Russell: I’ll pass.

I’m sure it was eclectic, rustic, fun, casual, and intimate.