The best case scenario would be for Goodell to use his salary to buy the naming rights to Louisville’s Papa Johns Cardinal Stadium and change the name to Dominos Field.

Yea but what about the complete guide to 4D Chess? Bill Mitchell’s Twitter has told me that’s what the President specializes in.

Oh man, he’s gonna be pissed when his kid goes to South Carolina for college.

Even after Chuck Berry’s death, his legacy of filming multiple women in a bathroom lives on.

To be fair, it’s our most realistic chance of a Trump getting Mexico to build a wall.

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The only person with crappier runs in Colorado this past weekend was Ezekiel Elliott.

I keep going back and forth: is JJ Watt going to be a good analysis booth guy when he retires, or is he going to be one of those cliche spewing meatheads?

I haven’t seen someone named Savage be THAT unresponsive on a drive since Macho Man.

“I told myself, ‘I’m going to kick during my pro day.’ So, I went to kick for my pro day. If nobody is watching, nobody is watching.”

When iron sharpens iron so much that you get cut...

5-46 is crazy. But more importantly, fuck you Tom Brady

To be fair, I’d want to keep this thing as far away from civilization as possible, too.

The real irony is that when it comes to basketball the grandmother is a Clippers fan.

If Riley Cooper had taken a knee during the Obama administration because 44 wore a backwards hat while eating at an IHOP or some shit the entire country would have collapsed from the earthquake caused by these same “Kaps a traitor” mouth breathers cumming in unison at such a patriotic display.

Yes, the Colts suck, but I will forever be grateful to them for their comeback win against the Chiefs in 2013 that not only won me $100 but absolutely shattered Chiefs fans’ souls.

Well that really came out of left field.

Why is Pete so upset? As a 9/11 truther, he should know that flying things can’t do that much damage.

This article for some reason lead me to Collinsworth’s Wikipedia page where I learned...