::extreme Rob Thomas from “Smooth” voice::

But is Ebb a unique NBA Unicorn?

Werewolf Bar Mitzvah > Bagwell Bar Mitzvah

Haha, good luck in that market, Raiders. Historically speaking, Las Vegas is a hockey city.

Patrick knows that us readers won’t say “no” to this list... because of the implication.

“He’s fueled by vengeance and reinforced with space-age technology!” might be my all time favorite quote from that show outside of “Wilcard, Bitches!” and just screaming the name “CARRRRROOOOOOOLLLLLL”

Oh man, I think “Jihad” should be ranked higher for the “More Than Words” scene alone.

Meant to post this. God I am so bad at Kinja.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Sexual pervert Anthony Weiner has zero business holding public office.</p>&mdash; Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) <a href="https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/322079549812785152">April 10, 2013</a></blockquote> <script async…

Deadpan. Damn it. I blame the Blur Jays.

I appreciate that Deadpan is one of the few websites where you can watch clips of dongs going out rather than in.

Will Trump be there?

Chill, LAX.  

Of course throwing paper won. Their families have been teaching them to throw money at their problems since birth.

Eh, I’d only get behind the Red Sox if it was then followed by me pushing them off a cliff.

I’d much rather butt-chug bleach, but thanks.

Ha. Nice twist.

Good. This frees him up to star in the new CBS pilot where he and Ryan Lochte solve murders. And by “solve murders” I mean Mike wrongfully sends hundreds of innocent people to prison while Ryan spends most of the time forcibly interrogating empty gas station bathrooms.

It’s even more amazing when you realize that the bus is being propelled by two of Mike Huckabee’s large adult sons inside hamster balls.

“I see the slide.”