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This tiger should’ve gone to the Buffalo Zoo, then.

I like to think the “pinned tweet” was created in direct response to people floating out this question. That way the focus is more on “let the world remember what your best tweet was on this godforsaken website” rather than “oh shit I’m going to die and no one will know that my recent retweet of that Breitbart article

LET’S GET, LET’S GET INTO IT!*

Black shirt guy dropped faster than his “R”s.

Can’t believe they didn’t have any reservations about using that logo.

“How is he running with a broken leg?!”

WHOA WHOA WHOA. No need to be a cellu-elitist.

“So he says, ‘Do ya love me?’ and she says ‘No, but that’s a real nice ski mask!!!’”

No police protection? Easy solution: give every Cleveland fan one of these ladies...

[CHRIS BERMAN WALKS OUT OF A HOOTERS RESTAURANT, SLIPS ON A BANANA PEEL, BREAKING SOME VERTEBRAE]

Is there any greater feeling than having something taken in? I feel like my self body image has a Sting-like tantric orgasm when I’m able to get a suit I haven’t worn in awhile taken in.

Pssssh trying to emulate their favorite #squad

They’re obviously talking about Pokemon Go.

I just imagine that if I open my eyes this will be waiting for me at the foot of my bed.

Is anyone really that surprised that a Tampa bay WR needed help getting out in the open?

+1 Zubaz-lined casket.