The “Best Bills Fan” will also double for the “In Memoriam” segment.

Don’t get all high and mighty.

I haven’t seen a billionaire asshole get a tongue lashing like this since... oh wait, that was still Jerry Jones, just a different long-haired brunette. But I’m assuming she was better compensated for said services.

This is groundbreaking news because usually sports dickheads hang out in just the bathrooms of Quicken Loans.

There’s no way those ratings will be able to justify Whitlock’s fedora budget. No fucking way.

Yea, but that’s how it’s done The Wainwright Way.

“Asphalt and Glass” is a pretty lame motto, House Labeaume.

“A Lannister Always Displays Her Dress”

The crazy thing is that’s only the SECOND cruelest video of an NBA star destroying a pasty child.

Umm... I’m still in therapy thanks to the LAST baby mascot we were introduced to...

Another annoying narrative that I can see being applied to Cleveland fans is if the next finals rolls around and they have a chance to win it at home.

I haven’t seen the internet go this crazy over an Ayesha since...

This is great, now I have a song that can play in my head while I watch this.

Motor Doping is like Motor Boating except the boobs have lines of coke on them, right?

In his defense, his teammates suggested that he “take a stab at pranks”