People keep saying Orlando is dressed as Trump and he’s clearly Bill. I have been getting really irritated about this all morning. 

The Addamses are also the only married sitcom couple who don’t try to hide what they want from each other, or issue ultimatums, or any of the petty sitcom staples that every other couple displays. They’re madly in love, they support each other, they have their own interests and some shared interests (like fencing! …

Yes. Unsolved Mysteries freaked me out so much.

SAME. SAME. That show scared the hell out of me, gave me nightmares, and yet I still watched it. I miss it. The ultra-creepy theme song was my phone’s ringtone for a long time.

I loved Unsolved Mysteries too! Their stories definitely creeped out younger me.

Unsolved Mysteries scared the shit out of my sister and myself. If we weren’t going to be haunted, possessed, cursed, or abducted by aliens then we were just going to be abducted.

I mean, if you want to look at it that way, parents who send their children to catholic schools or allow their sons to serve as altar boys should be prosecuted when their kids are molested by priests.

It came out almost immediately! They gave it just a few hours for the story to spread as “Clinton faces immediate prosecution” and then leaked clarifications that none of the emails were from her and they may not have been be classified. Pure ratfucking.

Funniest thing I’ve read so far today. I love pentultimate. Favorite word of every pompous TV recapper.  

It absolutely was. There were a lot of “and it turns out it wasn’t a ghost but someone was actually in the house” ones this year, and I don’t think I’ll sleep properly ever again for a while.

Were I to make the decision, I’d go ahead and investigate the e-mails without the public announcement. If they found concrete evidence of wrongdoing 11 days out, that seems like a different situation and definitely one he needed to address publicly. But this isn’t that.

Future generations are gonna have a lot of fun in American history class.

All I’m sayin’ yo.

This is some serious “We are setting up the dramatic season finale” type of shit.

Ah man I cant believe I missed the window to submit. Honestly I look forward to this every year. Might as well write mine here in case anyone wants additional reading.

It made my day that my submission got picked! I both thank and resent my friend for sharing her terrifying story with me.

What if my fridge is now stuck in the neighbors tree?

Dude, posts like these are annoying. We’re operating on the honor system here and it takes away from the believability of all the stories when people are just straight up flexing their fiction writing skills.

Too much. You don’t need that extra detail; it’s cheesy and unbelievable. The story is good on its own already.

Oh please, of course it’s not true! Unless a picture of this newspaper clipping is produced, I’m going to credit the author for writing a pretty good scary story.