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Ankle Eggsnort?!

Ankle Eggsnort’s girlfriend. Poor thing.

Why was she at Russel Crowe’s for dinner? What is life? That is a connection that I never would have imagined. Also, did you know she dated the lead guy from Swimfan?

BOBBY WHO THE FUCK IS

That is really nice. Also telling that instead of first expressing concern for the safety of all involved, Trump attributes the act (w/out evidence) to supporters of his opponent. Trump is so dangerous.

You’re projecting.
That might be the reason you’d do it, but it’s not necessarily the reason “everyone” does it.

I’m pretty sure that there are plenty of women who have made sexist comments about men while talking among their friends

Some of us are in for much worse than that.

It also means he totally watched that sketch. He lies about everything, so I’m taking this tweet to mean he laughed his ass off like everyone else did.

I gasped out loud at that line. IIRC it was actually even pointier: “Hillary’s done so much crime that she’s basically a black.”

Yesterday I read something a FB friend linked to, telling me to vote Trump because he was like Samson, in the Bible. Folks, this is a crazy time to be alive.

This was dead on. I especially loved the part with the black man, “Denzel,” in the audience and asking a question. “You know who else should be in jail? Hillary Clinton...she’s basically a black.”

Baldwin kicked up an notch since last SNL and his impression is much better.

The fact that Trump is tweeting about Baldwin is reason enough for SNL to keep poking him.

Alec Baldwin is the best Trump impersonator I’ve seen. His jowly scowl is perfection.

Am I the only one who’s hoping there will be something a little bit different coming out of Rockstar? I like the company better when it’s taking a chance on new things (like LA Noire) in between releases of the flagship franchise.

That’s December Room Talk. We all do it. Santa does it. Great guy, Santa. Tremendous organization. He says I’d run it better than him. Everyone else says so too.

Wow at least 2 of the replies didn’t get the sarcasm/Trump reference

I’m glad that organizations are actually enforcing these policies, and they need to continue to do so. It’s nice for them to have some overall rules and actual control in which they can point to someone who’s being a jerk and say “Hey, stop or leave.”