Am I the only one who reads "Engagement Chicken" like "Easter Bunny" and imagines a Chicken in a top hat & tails, carrying a blue Tiffany box?

It'll be my new completely unique recipe, Desperately Trying To Prevent Divorce Chicken! You'll never guess the secret ingredient!

Wait, you would cook an entire chicken just for the purpose of sustenance?!?!?

Gamergate, first coined by actor Adam Baldwin, is an amorphous campaign that is ostensibly about ethics in video game journalism and defending the "gamer" identity but has come under fire for its links to a wave of harassment, particularly of women, in gaming.

Thank fuck.

Fuck, yes!

I've convinced one guy that Anita never says that games are sexist or create sexism by asking him to provide the quotes and telling how he misinterpreted them. It's a serious case of reading comprehension, sadly. Plus, I guess they don't really watch her videos, but those of pro-GG Youtubers who "explain" what she…

That's what we need, Dean and Sam on the case!

Ok but why did the nameless cataleptic rag doll need to be a woman anyway? I don't understand why we need token gender diversity in crappy self-published rape fantasies.

The awfulness of these people scamming elderly people is almost cancelled out be how adorable it is that the grandparents are so willing to help out their grandchildren with no (or very few) questions asked. Such a cliche grandparent move. "Here's $5, buy yourself an ice cream." "Here's $5,000, bail yourself out of…

Even people who I know and love say, 'Oh, yeah, I looked at the pictures.' I don't want to get mad, but at the same time I'm thinking, I didn't tell you that you could look at my naked body."

"They made what I'm assuming is a pretty factual statement."

Holy shit, she's 33 years old?! Wow. She doesn't look a day over 2. Good for her.

Something smaller than the Nintendo Mini Classics... it's probably terrible to play games. >.<

jessica has a fucking future ahead of her. i think she would be excellent as a late night host.

Conversation I had the other night around 11:30pm after parking my car in Brooklyn:

Mario kart isn't Mario kart unless you can physically punch your friend to fuck up his 1st place finish.

That pose looks painful.