Someone get this guy the ep of OINTB that explains the holes conundrum! Stat!

You'd think any school that forces its gay students to stay in the closet would be all about beards.

I love that they call the defenders of the name The Racial Slurs Fans.

I'm a Washington native and a life-long relatively die hard Washington fan, and these people are the dumbest of the fucking dumbest. There is an odd, nostalgic part of me that will feel the loss of something from my childhood (when I was a kid, I thought the name had to do with the color of the football, actually),…

Rayman 2 the great escape's is the best. "Take your time, I'll just stand here and juggle my torso"

It's never too early to prepare your children for bachelorette parties.

The thought of teaching seven and eight year olds how to sexually pleasure women makes my skin crawl.

Totally. And as the Consumerist post points out, it's actually illegal to sell it improperly labeled.

Can we start referring to GM employees as "Jezebel Hats" and "Deadspin Hats" et al? I kind of want to now.

Thank you very much for your concern, sir, but he does not need your religion, he has science and socialism and birthdays.

My family gives me a hard time about this, but it's exactly why I never put pictures up. I'll just text 'em to you, okay?

"When did you take this? How long has he known?"

Nobody puts Baby on the floor.

Some says, he attended TGS for the Western-RPGs

WOOHOO! I NEVER HAVE TO TEACH THOSE LITTLE BASTARDS AGAIN!

Makes the meatball sandwich sign look rookie by comparison.

Ignoring the rest of your nonsense, you do realize children don't educate themselves, right? If you have a problem with the education system in this country, the people who deserve the blame are the previous generations who let it fall to shameless.

When people say "it worked," it didn't. Just because you whacked your 4-year old when he pissed on the wall, doesn't mean that he hit the bowl next time because you hit him. It means he's 4 years old and he thinks his dick makes a mean firehose. You can laugh (because he's 4 years old and that's one of themany funny…