thecapn
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thecapn

I am an uncle of two boys who are half black and half filipino. Like most Filipinos, my nephews were raised with the help of an entire family. They are loved, they are cared for, and they are protected. You'd have to squint real hard and look real close just to find their Filipino traits. They identify mostly as

I've played every licensed LEGO game thus far except for Indy 2 and the Hobbit and I've only found that Indy 1 and Pirates were the only genuinely boring ones. Other than that, they've made just about every single LEGO game REALLY fun and enjoyable. That's quite a track record. Also, what impresses me the most is

Yeah. Coming from a Japanese non-Nintendo developer, I kind of assumed this one would be more sexualized.

Couldn't agre with you more.

I agree that they made her more sexualized for Hyrule Warriors but I'm happy it isn't as bad as Cia's design. Someone took the design and toned it down because of the obvious metal on boob chaffing issue! http://shattered-earth.tumblr.com/post/890651745…

Maybe I'm just a little on edge about this shit lately, but it seems kind of telling to me that if you get involved in the American Prison Industrial Complex and you're white, you get a million dollar publishing deal at the end of it. As opposed to if you're black, in which case you get dead.

Someone was bitching yesterday that the boobs didn't bounce in Hyrule Warriors. I wanted to reach through the computer and slap them in the face. METAL DOESN'T BOUNCE! Game makers take all that time to make boob physics (mostly incorrectly) and then don't code for the different types of materials. I seriously head

I want to know how awkward this conversation got when someone brought up that the hottest disney dude is actually Robin Hood.

I wholeheartedly stand by my sentiments. Fucking fuck that.

it's so seriously limiting since most cats prefer only films from the French New Wave or a paltry few of the existentialist masterpieces by Haneke or Von Trier.

You're right, my cat is my husband, because I married him and I tell him so every day (all cat owners are psycho, myself included)

I feel like she's missing the words "COME PLAY, MY LORD" hovering in front of her.

When I take off for the weekend to go have sex with my boyfriend, no one will call CPS on my cats. Thus, one of the reasons I have them and not children.

I'm not taking weight advice from a doctor who dislikes logic.

I'm not taking food advice from an American who dislikes America

I think it goes without saying that if Michelle were the "right" skin color and belonged to the "right" political party (see what I did there? huh? huh?), he would be kissing her "fat" ass.

I'm surprised they didn't have a system in place to catch stuff like that.

That I definitely agree with. I just thought that those who were approved (I'll have to admit to being of that "class" as well I guess) did a great job. It was a lot less vitriolic and just generally more pleasant and engaging (without being too biased as to what ended up black). If the authors can truly usher in more

As long as the writers/editors actually take the time to go through the pending greys and follow people having good discussions and aren't petty and un-follow them later if the commentor (respectfully) says something they disagree with, I'm okay with this.

Can we start with this person?