I went past those signs all the time at college, since campus was on a huge national park area. There was a spot on the cliffside everyone would meet at to smoke joints and watch the sunset. Sometimes we'd hike down to the Spider Tree, which was basically a giant tree hanging off the cliffside. We would actually sit…

Ughh, I saw people doing this same thing at the cliffs at Dun Aengus on the Aran Islands, and seeing it from 20 feet away made me freak out.

Maybe I could say right now I'm 100 percent straight. But who knows? In a fucking year, I could meet a guy and be like, 'Whoa, I'm attracted to this person.' I've met guys all the time that I'm like, 'Damn, that's a good-looking guy, you know?' I've never been, like, 'Oh, I want to kiss that guy.' I really love women.…

I used to work with a woman whose sister fell to her death in a climbing accident. Her sister was experienced and respectful of safety. After I worked with this woman, I never forgot how these kinds of things — warnings and such — are determined by people with credibility and experience with the environment.

I had dreamed of seeing the Cliffs since childhood, but it was nothing more than a giant tourist trap, filled with teens (and pretty much everyone else but the teens were the loudest) taking pictures of their own faces, climbing over safety barriers to take pictures of their own faces, screaming for someone to take a…

The Cliffs of Moher is one of the most beautiful places I've ever visited. I recommend getting the boat trip from Doolin to really get a grasp of their majesty from below. I've seen them from the top also but the boat trip gave the most awe inspiring perspective. Plus as we went on the first boat on a Sunday morning…

When I visited the cliffs, my friend sat with one leg dangling over the edge and got her picture taken. I got about three or four feet from the edge, got my picture taken (I look horrified in the pic) and just got the hell away from that edge. I was afraid I'd suddently have a micro-second freakout moment and jump off…

I was there a few years back and some people were taking extremely risky photos. Some were dangling their feet over the edge on some shaky ground. Almost all of them were 20 somethings.

That's the thing with safety barriers—sometimes people can sneak by to get a good picture and everything's fine, and sometimes horrifying accidents happened. You can't take the chance that this will be one of the okay times. So sad for their children.

The last thing I want to do is give this giant and troubling waste of our goddamn time the acknowledgment that is clearly so desperately craved. But the fact that I must suppress my pride and bring attention to this in a plea for support from my own employer makes it all the more ridiculous.

(I would tell you that)

Yup. I had a homeless guy come into a cafe I used to work at and order iced tea with like half a lemon in it and then pay in pennies, nickels, dimes. But he didn't mind his own business. He regaled us with his bizzare theories about how Lady Gaga was actually government mind control and how homosexuals were ruining…

"You're supposed to do that for me. It's what you're paid for."

I wouldn't mind a burger with blue cheese on it, but I have no idea how much to put on there. PLEASE, DO IT FOR ME, WHY CAN'T YOU JUST PUT ON THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF BLUE CHEESE THAT I LIKE ON MY BURGER OH GOD I DON'T KNOW HOW TO LIVE IN THIS WORLD!!

This is amazing. He photocopied his junk. That's old school sexting right there. In relationships: a douchebag. In douchebaggery: a pioneer.

I was married, just had my second child, and was a stay-at-home mom, battling post-partum depression.

There was never a question of "catching" my ex, really. I could always tell that something was up, he'd deny it for a few weeks and then confess and swear not to do it again. Yeah, I eventually threw him out after going through that for the 4th or 5th time.

Pfft, one of his ab-things is smaller than the others. If you ladies want perfect symmetry, come see me. It's one shape, all the way arouuuund oh yeahhhh