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One day I was sitting on the bus behind a girl with headphones on with a guy started calling her "Blondie," and just generally telling her how he'd like to get to know her. He wasn't particularly crude about it, but it was clear his attention was unwelcome. But he kept trying, and she kept replying in monosyllables

That makes it sound slightly better, actually.

Every color is her color.

I have been #TeamOliviaNeedsBlackGirlfriends for a solid two seasons now.

that's not THAT dirty. I can't be shocked by historical love letters anymore thanks to Joyce. That bar is TOO high... too. high.

If you had said you didn't think he was good looking that's a dissenting opinion, you putting down the fact OTHER people think he is is just insecure crying. There isn't "one way" a guy is hot any more than there is for women, people have different tastes. Don't put other people's taste down, it's silly.

He's... STOPPING the presses.

It's hilarious for me as a man to watch some men who are so insecure any time women swoon over a guy they got to go in and talk trash, lol. That dude is good very good looking, get over it, bro.

Seriously, Fat Pikachu is the best Pikachu.

It's nice to see Egypt truly depicted in all it's Anglo-Saxon glory

My dad has been practicing yoga entirely for spiritual reasons for about 30 years now and he's adamantly against hot yoga, as are all of the similar yogis that I know. It seems to be a recent gimmicky invention, at least according to them. There are a bunch of different schools and traditions though so I could be

I danced to "Baby Mine" with my mom at my wedding. I watched Dumbo every day as a kid, and still have my Dumbo doll. When that song would play, every morning I'd break out in tears and my mom would cuddle me :-)

I don't think I've watched this movie since I was like 10 because the jail scene is just too devastating. They lock her in a cage for being a good mom and protecting him and she can't pick him up so all she can do is peek her trunk out between the bars to stroke his little face in comfort. That happy gif is

TED.

Here's something to bake your noodle: