This is what some evangelicals literally think will happen, to deliver them their true candidate.

The bracelets down there are driving me crazy. Is that part of the shoe, or did she forget where her hands are?

Or a baby. Just hold any child under the age of 6, and people give a wide berth. Extra points if they are sticky.

What, you mean you don’t like to be crammed into a metal tube with a hundred other people and hurtle through the air? Pshaw.

Seriously. It’s barely an excuse when you are 25.

I think I’d get that checked out by a doctor, just in case. I don’t know what the range of normal is, but 5 minutes to begin urinating seems like it might be excessive to my non-medical-degree mind.

I think you might be surprised at how much a tailor costs (as in, less than you think.) You can always do one bit at a time: get your jacket tailored, save up, then get the suit tailored, and so on.

Hopefully not to your own dad, though.

Bush. Pence may have actively campaigned for worsening the condition of women in this country, but Billy Bush said it, and that’s what people care about.

You can see a very painful, cringeworthy dab here: http://www.cnn.com/2016/10/06/politics/california-senate-race-debate-dab-loretta-sanchez-kamala-harris/

My theory is two-fold. One, that his blatant misogyny and barely-disguised racism and xenophobia appeals to more people that it used to appear, and the veil of plausible deniability is just thick enough that his supporters can pretend that neither he nor they are “bad” people. Second, that Hillary Clinton is a woman,…

I don’t know, Ivanka is quickly approaching the dowdy age of 35, when all women shrivel up into raisins.

I’m gonna go with almost certainly.

Raise that hand right up.

In which case, it’s a smart move because Donald can barely keep himself together to answer a question, never mind be cognizant of his appearance on tape when he’s not speaking.

Raise your hand if you have used this move on your creepy relative. ✋

Hillary Clinton’s tight-lipped smile is my disapproving midwestern grandma all over.

My hubs pointed out to me that this may be strategy on her part. Bill Clinton did it to George Bush in their debate like 20 years ago, because it gives the camera an opportunity to catch the opponent doing awkward things, like squinting weirdly into the distance and looming in every shot. If she’s doing it on purpose,…

Apparently, the GOP are bailing like rats on a sinking ship and Mike Pence is nowhere to be found. Too little, too late. The damage is done. To the party, and to the office of the President.

You have to remember that effects on the polls take time though, and it’s only been one day. I expect that if they were going to drop more, you won’t see that for a few more days, squished in with the after effects of the debate. Nate Silver also wrote recently that it’s hard to predict how the polls will react,…