This is why I am a fan of school uniforms.

I mean Bayonetta isn't exactly known for its realism, but her foot and hip are clearly severely dislocated.

I... her left foot... her right hip... what is happening

On an unrelated note, when did shy guys get so huge??

I need a shave...

Super Smash Bros. 3DS comes out in Japan tomorrow, and to honor the occasion, Nintendo of America is livestreaming their new fighting game all day for our entertainment. They're also going to talk about some upcoming Wii U games.

Seriously. The only reason my husband can even get his advanced degrees is because I'm making the money. I may always make more money (maybe so, maybe not). And sometimes he - gasp - stays home with the children because his schedule is more flexible than mine. We own a home and don't worry too much about finances. We…

I don't think that's necessarily a bad thing, to be honest. My grades definitely suffered when I had unlimited access to games. Having limits and kicking your kids outside from time to time is a good thing.

That's comedian Takashi Yoshimura. He seems impressed.

no, no why are you doing this to me. Whyyyy

... Are those testicle boots?

It's certain inevitable. The creepiest part is the AI clearly doesn't want it — both vocally and through body language — so it's basically a game where you're violating someone.

It's certain inevitable. The creepiest part is the AI clearly doesn't want it — both vocally and through body language — so it's basically a game where you're violating someone.

It's certainly inevitable. The creepiest part is the AI clearly doesn't want it — both vocally and through body language — so it's basically a game where you're violating someone.

It's certain inevitable. The creepiest part is the AI clearly doesn't want it — both vocally and through body language — so it's basically a game where you're violating someone.

I don't think it's really possible to separate an iconic movie and its soundtrack, honestly. They're all important. A beautifully shot movie without good music will feel empty and dull, and beautiful music with awful cinematography (or acting) feels melodramatic and trite.

I didn't even know I wanted this until I saw it. Now I want it so badly.

Waaaaaaant.

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