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Gotta be honest, totally looks like Rambo. Great costume, but yeah, maybe it's the hair but getting Stalone vibes.

Sigh, it's times like these I curse my coarse curly hair. Silky locks just looks so touchable.

A maternity corset, fascinating!

I kind of like how curvy the models are even after they are wearing the belt.

Industrial size sheets of shrink-wrap + a bath of boiling water. Works every time.

Reminds me of this:

I'm sorry you have to deal with such stupidity, but for the record, you have a beautiful family. Also, that beach looks amazing.

I remember watching some Korean drama shows where Westerners were cast and thinking, omg, they're so over-the-top and goofy. Usually a stereotype as a sexy prop, an aggressive and rich salesman, or a jester. But then I look at Asian actors on the Western scene and think the same thing.

Love this gif. Amazing.

Location, location, location, I guess. But agreed. In my area, you could build a house like that for maybe 1 million with a lot more land. No doubt in other areas for even less.

"Well, white people are more expressive [in commercials]."

Oh lord, the shape of this... it's like a giant scrunchie around the waist. *shiver*

Okay, "Tony Danza."

Because who cares

SPELLING IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE CONTENT OF YOUR POST. GET IT RIGHT.

I MUST KNOW IF THESE PEOPLE FIT MY NARROW DEFINITIONS OF IDENTITY. IT IS VITAL TO GIVE THEM THE APPROPRIATE LABEL. COME FORTH, AND BE JUDGED, AND SHAAAAAMED

I see your star-nose mole and raise you a Surinam toad.

Link for "at least it's for a good cause" goes to a NYTimes article about middle aged men and estrogen.

Ugh, oh man, I can see its organs through its skin. Ughhhh.