thecapn
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thecapn

You are a terrible, terrible person, and the movie they make from your daughter's memoir will be devastating, I'm sure.

Also: more than one baby.

You can see the strain in the model's face. She's trying to look comfortable, but she's not quite there.

True although to be fair, I think those women are a minority. In general, I just don't think penis size is that important to the majority of people.

I meant more for bragging rights than actual show. Or else, the only people who care about penis size is men to themselves.

I've heard that wrapping obnoxious requests in saccharine poetry makes it totes acceptable, i mean how could you possibly take offense, it's just so cute. Et voila:

Traditionally, bridal shower gifts are gifts for the bride. Once upon a time, that meant either personal token gifts that the bride would have appreciated, or a tradtional gift, such as some linens to add to her trousseau. Wedding gifts are for the couple, and generally were something that either the couple would

I don't know where men got the idea that they need to have a big penis from. I have literally never met a woman who cares what size a man is.

That's not it. Gifts are required if you attend a wedding. The catch is, the bride and groom are not to expect to receive any. It's one of those etiquette paradoxes: the couple cannot expect gifts, but the guests must give them anyway, and everyone pretends for the sake of not looking like greedy whiners or stingy

Simple. They are both tacky and miss the point of a gift.

I think there has been some misconception about what wedding gift is supposed to be: a gift. Given from the heart of the giver in accordance with their relationship to the couple. Traditional custom from which modern gift giving takes its form was to give the couple gifts for their home or of what they thought the

If you don't need anything, why are you asking for cash?

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This also works well.

Maybe, but my guess would be wet mouth from drool. My baby's clothes and mouth and chin are always damp from the constant drooling.

Haha I did too. When my husband and I moved away from home on our own for the first time, we were barely making rent. His mother gave us a gift card to a grocery store to help us.

I think you meant "occasional starvation is something we are built to survive," not "a good thing."

(They still tasted good)