"Why do we want girls to play girls and why do we want boys to play boys?"

Black tie means everybody. Men can fudge it with a black or dark suit if you don't own formal evening wear. Women can wear fancy evening dresses of any color (except white and black), preferably gowns.

Aw, I miss the old, pauchy Prof. Everyone is so svelte now.

Well I hope not, but I don't have high hopes for the new console.

As a fellow Kotaku follower and infrequent commenter, I appreciate that. I'd like to participate more than I do, too.

I'm wondering if Nevada's numbers are so low for the same reason: Vegas elopements.

You shoulda seen the shit storm over child porn over there.

I remember a very fine moment in college when I was playing a fighting game with my then-boyfriend's friends, all men, which I didn't play much and they played all the time. So I lost a lot.

Wow, your wife likes horror games? That's so cool.

That would be ridiculous [for her to be blamed]. She's the new captain on an already sinking ship...

[yarrrg, double post...]

IT'S THE XBOXCOLYPSE

Yes, but I'm guessing she probably didn't meet you and say something like "You can never come between us..." all creepy and ominously.

Not-really-related:

HE'S MINNNNNNE

Well, maybe it doesn't really do justice to the actual relationship of Mrs. Travers to the Disney Corporation, and she's not alive to contradict the story line. But darnit it does look like fun. I'll just have to remember it's all fiction.

UGH, I just realized I should have used the name Rufio instead of The Cap'n. WHAT WAS I THINKING

There will be so many dongs. So many.