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Haha, they showed it to me about halfway through pushing and I was completely grossed out by it. The staff seemed fairly surprised when I said I didn't want it, take it away. My husband I let make his own decision. At first he didn't want to see, but ended up looking pretty early on and thought it was pretty cool.

I think the back is woefully under appreciated. I can't find the quote now, but I believe Dame Judy Dench once said something to the effect that the back ages much more gracefully than anything else.

I agree. Who is going to take even a well-written story on politics seriously when it is sitting next to "FAT SEX? How to burn your calories with late night friskies!"

I'm honestly a little bored of over-the-top cleavage. Can we make sexy a little more inventive, please?

The wonders of birth! To be fair, my husband watched the vaginal birth of our child, and it doesn't sound much better.

No, the scar is low on your bikini line, and horizontal, not vertical. That line is called the linea nigra, or the "black line," and is a naturally-occurring side-effect of pregnancy. It is skin pigmentation caused by the hormones of pregnancy. I had my first child three months ago and it's only just starting to fade

Oh, Gourmet magazine, why did you have to leave us, you were so young...

It's true. The first season was a little difficult but it definitely gets better.

My heart, she breaks!

Nooo! Don't pierce it with a fork, you fool!

I know, right? It's part adorable, part pitiful. I always feel bad when I hand off my daughter to someone and she immediately makes that face.

I'm not sure how effective these kinds of protests are, but I have to give them a lot of credit. I don't even wear bikinis in front of my family, there's no way I'd be out in public in my underoos for all the world to see.

I love the baby gif, it amazes me how quickly babies go from perfectly happy to perfectly miserable.

Indeed. While for a while the show is all, "Look at these big shots, doin' their thing, haha, the world is theirs!" while the women languish in sexism and glass ceilings, the men's actions catch up to them and most of them are completely miserable. You both admire the men and hate them at the same time; when they

I hear you. It's so hard to find a makeup vendor that actually knows what they are talking about. I went to Clinique for my wedding makeup and the lady who helped me wanted me to look pretty painted when I wanted to look natural. It was very frustrating. I ended up just looking up blogs and tips on the Internet for

Being fake for liking sports, intelligent discussions, and video games? It would never occur to you that maybe women are people, not stereotypes, who can have interests in the same things you do?

Ohh thank you for sharing! But also, I'm so, so sorry that you had to go through that. People can be such wack-a-doos. Sure, there are plenty of dates where it just isn't working out or you have nothing in common, but where did all the nut jobs come from?

The liberal northeast, actually, in my case.

Whoa, where did you study? My husband is an archaeologist and literally during his Master's program he was one of a whopping two men. His current program is maybe 50/50, and no one would ever say sexist bullshit like that.

I was just one of the guys too, until I sprouted a figure, and then I wasn't.