What I wouldn't give to be the jam in that sandwich

Also - doing the double middle finger thing, trying to be punk is the most un-punk thing you can do.

She’s so terribly uninteresting. 

For all I know, Dunaway’s always been difficult. But this extreme behavior strikes me as very typical of someone who’s falling into dementia: not only the inability to remember simple lines, but the flashes of extreme temper. It’s very upsetting when you feel unsure of what’s going on around you, and senility breaks…

Holy shit they got me. I’m not even kidding. I am very interested in instant coconut coffee now.

I’ll be watching this on repeat. Almost as delicious as Ivanka being owned at the G20 summit.

A little odd Miley can’t let him have the joke though. Oh well.

Brody had a similar notion, though Miley was not down for it:

I don’t know. If he fled across the Atlantic to Australia, he could be lost. 

The fact that we hear very, very little from him makes me think he’s probably decent. My rule of thumb is that the less I know about a famous person, the more likely they are to be a decent person.

I probably just don’t know enough about him to dislike him, but he seemed like a really good guy throughout all their drama.  I hope he finds someone who actually wants to have a relationship with him.

It’s lazy, but her thumbs have been weakened by chronic affluenza.

It looks like she’s really just failing miserably at doing a Thumbs Up.

Plus it’s a very poorly-executed bird-flip. Those massive thumb wings detract from the whole presentation. Kids.

I think Liam has to  hook up with Brody to complete the spouse-swapping square and who knows, maybe find happiness finally

What do you mean? Nothing says badass more like a rich white girl at her beach house flipping two birds while wearing a Snoop shirt and ankle booties...... 

Only way it would be whiter is if she was flashing gang signs, and wearing a black LA Dodger baseball hat askew.

I mean, where’s he going to find someone to moan “Oh, Chris…” when the lights are off!

Is anyone?

the whitest picture of the summer