They can say he isn’t a rapist, but he sure is on the sexual registry. But the reality is, Brock turner is a rapist, a convicted rapist, on the sexual registry, and an all-around POS who deserves everything bad that he gets. 

How about “convicted rapist Brock Turner?” Nobody cares that he can swim.

I believe in forgiveness after atonement and punishment. I believe that even Brock Turner was deserving of forgiveness by the public, if not his victim (that’s her call, not mine), if he was punished and atoned.

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“Betty White’s rumored pregnancy shocker. It’s TWINS!”

There was a girl on voice chat last night that was really, really high on some cocktail of prescription drugs and too many edibles. She spent the whole time on the floor, staring at & commenting on a cheeseburger wrapper partially sticking out of her trash can. She paid $40 bucks for an Uber to bring her a “singular…

I never said she wasn’t viable, obviously she still acts. I said she makes her money primarily as a celebrity rather than an actor, currently.

https://www.elle.com/culture/celebrities/a21990794/the-business-of-being-jennifer-aniston/

Maybe she just got spray tan tips from Ross Geller.

But will Brad Pitt reprise his role for the remake?

She’s been dipped in BRONZE like a couple of baby shoes!

Her plastic surgeon is both delighted and offended that you haven’t considered there are reasons other than photoshopping that she looks this way.

I’m very happy that she’s coming forward to speak in her own voice.

“Of the Target Mossimos” is my favorite new Jezebel Thing. I hope it never goes away. 

I don’t think it’s just the bronzer, they went too far smoothing out her “imperfections” too.

It been a long time since I’ve seen a photo so heavily photoshopped.

I read somewhere that Aniston has basically made a career being the subject of tabloid fodder. She gets paid six figures for each of those interviews, plus rolling out one or two totally forgettable rom-coms every year, plus shilling water and Aveena. She’s basically built out a career being Jennifer Aniston.

She’s displaying profound courage in a moment of national reckoning. I can’t imagine going public given our nation’s record of treating survivors so horrendously.  I hope we are able to provide her some justice outside the court.

Jesus Christ, who was the meathead administrator at Stanford that approved the use of that quote?