Ugh please. He's from Romeo. He wishes he was from Detroit.

“Redneck drag” is such a perfect description of this shtick.  I’m going to have to remember that one.

I probably would’ve known sooner if he was ever interesting enough to look up online before now. My rap rock interests were more along the lines of RATM and the Beastie Boys, back in the day. I just remember that he was popular for a minute when I was a teenager, and that he was one of Pam Anderson’s many terrible…

I remember that... I always wondered if Nugent and Trump had some sort of conversation vis-a-vis “So how did YOU get out of Vietnam?”

Black eyes, like a doll’s eyes.

Tom Petty is also dead and this fuckwaffle is also still alive. You are correct, the universe is a cruel place. 

Not a single one of them has any type of soul behind their eyes. You can just tell 

Warren Zevon is turning over in his grave like a damn rotisserie chicken at that sample.

People from the Detroit area have always known this. 

So he's Larry the Cable Guy with a guitar.

I just learned that this asshole grew up pretty well off, on a 6 acre estate with a 5,600+ sq ft mansion, where he got to pick apples and ride ponies. His daddy owned a bunch of car dealerships. His whole “white trash/redneck” persona is a fraud; he’s a rich kid from Romeo, Michigan, who liked rap and hip hop in the…

Remember the 2004 Super Bowl when Kid Rock wore a flag poncho? Not a poncho with a fabric print that looked like a flag, but an actual US flag with a hole cut through it and draped over his gross sweaty body.

Me to people who liked this song: You only like this song because the source material is good.

Prince is dead and he’s alive. The universe is a cruel place.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Fuck Kid Rock with a ten-foot cactus. His “music” sucks, he’s a terrible person and, given half a chance, I would happily yeet him into the sun. (This also marks the first time I’ve ever used the word “yeet”. I was saving it for a special occasion like this.)

Kid Rock is a straight up phony who got famous dressing up in redneck drag. He’s a rich kid from Michigan but likes to pretend like he’s some good ole boy from the country. Fuck him.

I guess he thought she was actually a Southern country singer (read conservative and Republican) when she was actually raised on a CHRISTMAS TREE farm in Pennsylvania?

How long before Kid and “The Nuge” are caught buggering each other in an Upper Peninsula deer stand?

lol

Hair Club for Men Rock

Wait, that awful, ubiquitous Kid Rock mash-up of Sweet Home Alabama and Werewolves of London is 10 years old? Wtf?