I never really understood that game when applied to all potential options because couldn’t we also incorporate the praying mantis and black widows’ philosophy on sex and marriage so that all three choices would end up dead in the end regardless?

What is that expression on his face? It’s not a genuine smile. He looks like a fucking puppet who just became a real boy (probably right when that photo was taken), and is trying out his new face muscles. “This is a smile, right? Am I doing it? Why do I have to say- oh, ok, CHEESE! I did it, I did it!  Did I do it?”

I…

A month ago, I adopted the adult version of Howard Stern’s kitten. His name is Malcolm and I am almost embarrassingly crazy in love with him. Mally is huge, gorgeous and has a great sense of humour, as evidenced here.

Girl, if this generic-AF dude is a would....

Okay, I need therapy.

I know - I follow Beth Stern’s IG and have been so smitten with that little dolly cat! She looks like a plush toy <3 And she is training to be a pet therapy cat!

As true a thing as white privilege is, I think a more fundamental truth that even the most intersectionally eleventy billionth wave feminist would recognize is that apologizing for immutable attributes is silly.

Is Shep really a Would though?

It’s almost too cute to be real.

If Stern’s kitteh is reported stolen, don’t come looking at my house. Don’t know nuthin’ about it.

I think it’s mostly because he’s a shitty person and people hate to agree with him on anything. Like if 45 came out and genuinely said “I think Golden Corral is kind of gross and awful, what with all the people sticking their hands in the food.” True, but I’m loathe to admit that I agree.

As for told in the Renaissance:

I always hesitate before clicking on the Dirt Bags that headline with anything Bachelor, I hold out hope that their might be something more interesting.  I’m usually wrong.  Aren’t any celebrities doing anything interesting anymore?  Is it just wanna bes desperate for any attention?  Was it always and I was just…

Whenever they mention Bachelor in Paradise I think of this 60s gem, with a smile...

Wanda Sykes nailed it when she said The Bachelor’s rose ceremony basically equated a man tapping women he deems worthy to bone on the forehead with his dick and them going crazy with happiness when he does. I hate that we see so much about this show on Jezebel, even if it’s dirt bag.

Oh Emily, my sweet Summer child.

Brad Pitt’s torso is still magnificent.

There are no bad dogs, just bad owners!

Hello Irony? Yes, I’ve got a comment here advising someone to “do what works for [them]” which I agree sounds good, but the context is all screwy and I could use some clarification. See, the OP said their conscience demands that they stop spending their money on a company that makes millions for someone they abhor to…