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Someone explain his face to me; he looks like a dime store Matthew Lillard, which is perfect for Taylor Swift and her slowly-morphing-into-a-Hadid face. 

During my time teaching pre-school, there was a family with 3 children and an extremely lovable rottie appropriately called Beefy.

I know that Luna is a city dweller, but not every situation is going to be okay for her, and at 90 lbs, she might not be able to be corrected. Sounds like going to a bar wasn’t a great idea. Together our dogs weigh 140 lbs+, so I do take precautions when I walk them by myself, since if they both pull for something, I

It’s a raw hem (I think that’s what it’s called) and I literally cannot find a pair of jeans I like and can wear because of it. Every time I go jeans shopping, I pull out a pair that looks cute and then I scan down and it’s the fucking deconstructed hem. I don’t know who thought it was a good idea to “take out” the

This is one of those photos where you start scrolling and you’re like “What? They’re not so ba-OH MY GOD.”

Years (20) ago, the hubs I were standing in the family room, just chatting, and 5 minutes later found ourselves out on the patio with absolutely no clue how we got there (all doors were open because it was a SoCal summer). Who should be sitting in the patio door, smiling at us, but The Rottweiler, who had silently,

I honestly think it’s a weird trend now that everybody gives kids “unique” names and everybody gives pets “normal” names. Like, there’s the Jayden/Aiden/Braden thing in the midwest, but half the people I know named their dogs Arthur or Sophie or Gus or something like that.

Yeah, we desperately want a herding dog but we won’t get one (or two!) til we move to a more rural area. I’m sure a good dog trainer could handle the situation, but we’re realistic about what the dog needs and how we can meet those needs in an urban space.

I’ve seen at least a few images of Travis Scott in that uniform. Has anyone asked him about his affection for Hugo Boss or Mussolino cosplay?

Mostly Luna is just a herding dog living in Brooklyn. Have you guys tried front clipping harnesses? Or one of those dual leads that connects to a harness and their snout? Don’t get me wrong, I love the tone of the blog and Luna is adorable, but three incidents of physical altercations with this dog is not funny. 

He looks like a paper doll: like he’s flat and bland and his clothes are literally cut out of paper and tabbed onto his body. 

Excuse me but hold up. Someone explain Joe Alwyn’s pants to me

Luna is resting near the couch, stirring occasionally only to lick the floor.”

I love a pup ESPECIALLY street pups who get rescued and get a happy forever home.

Where does Joe Alwyn see himself in 10 years? The same place he does today: a mirror!

Drunk wandering the streets with a I ♥ TS tank top on.

Raise your hand if you also have a pet named Luna, the Jennifer of pet names.

Omigosh — don’t let the dog eat chicken bones! They splinter easily and the sharp pieces can perforate the digestive tract. Big Beef Bones Only!

So tl;dr - Luna is a poorly-trained dog.

She is so rad. She doesn’t seem to judge others situations and let’s them make their own decisions on what they keep while guiding them through the processes. She is nice and smiley and so I kinda think she might be a serial killer? HEAR ME OUT...