Neighborhood bylaws no longer allow the keeping of therapists as pets. 

“I’m really sorry to hear about Tony Montana’s death. He was an amazing capitalist and brilliant small businessman. Our economy will miss this real American entrepreneur!”

He’s a) playing up nonsense conservative fears that the internet is out to get them, and b) hoping he can scare Google into skewing things in his favor.

It’s Manhattan Beach. She probably has two therapists, a guru, and a spiritual adviser.

Rich people property feuds are the most ass shit that all involve think are the most import things to happen in the universe. When both people think the world revolves around them and have the finances to pretend that is true all their life, it is hilarious when they find out that nobody gives a fuck about what they…

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The woman feeling like she’s being bullied by her eyelash extensions so that she can’t open her blinds is everything!!! I’m not saying I’d want a movie about this, but a well done short would be marvelous!!!

Seriously, at least it doesn’t make noise. I’ve had way more obnoxious, bullying neighbors. (And yeah, this woman is a jerk, but I would take paint over barking dogs or really loud motorcycles or parties)

Yeah, I’m Team No One here. The homeowner is clearly deranged, but she’s really only cutting off her nose to spite her own face. She fucked up her own house. As for the neighbor getting all traumatized by the homeowner’s house color: calm the fuck down. The world will be a much nicer place for you if you just let go…

If the city allows these emojis, she wonders if they would allow some of the more extreme ones, such as the poop emoji, and questions where officials would draw the line.

If I were the home owner, I would immediately add a poop emoji. Not ashamed of my pettiness.

Oh heavens no, not poop! Then someone might really have to give her shit.

The pink house owner sounds like an asshole, but jesus, the neighbor. She’s like a parody from rightwingers about those “easily triggered”:

I love it. Everyone sucks in this story, but in the most petty and futile ways. It’s perfect.

I live there, and I can tell you that this is literally the most Manhattan Beach thing that has ever happened. A gaggle of rich entitled people with too much time on their hands. A pox on all their houses.

Google "restorative justice." That should answer your question.

And this is why I don’t like celebrities interviewing celebrities. A proper journalist would have pushed back on all of this. A proper journalist would have questioned whether his silence was genuine because he didn’t want to be the focus of #MeToo or cowardly because he wanted to come back later and quietly make more…

I’m not going to listen to this episode but people that have had indicated the Monica, Dax’ sidekick, adamantly said “WOMEN LIE!!” and that Casey, oddly, had to be the voice of reason during that exchange.

casey affleck on a dax shepard podcast? who is that for?

Also she did that “anonymously” and responded as the author at first, and then mistakenly re-logged in as herself, and outed herself as the author.  Great Kinja.