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Exactly. Pretty much any diet plan that says “absolutely no this or that” should be looked at as highly suspect. Celebrities do these things for their jobs, but they’re aided by a whole cast of trainer, dieticians, and chefs. And we rarely see the ill affect that these diets have in the short term (as you experience

GELLA PLEASE GO! One thing I would suggest is a small reward to yourself afterward and make it a celebration of doing something positive.

LOL @ Goop talking about being put in a box

Not to mention, this is a diet specifically designed to get her performance-ready within a very tight time period. You can suffer through all the coconut bacon you want (because literally no one is enjoying whatever that is), but if you’re not doing several hours of dance rehearsal and PT sessions daily, you’re not

Which is why bell hooks called Beyonce a terrorist. I thought that was a bit dramatic, but she’s got a point in that for as much as Beyonce wants to tear down the patriarchy, that patriarchy makes her a lot of money because she adheres to it when it comes to beauty standards.

Okay, but stepping on a scale isn’t every woman’s nightmare. The possibility of seeing a certain number on a scale isn’t every woman’s nightmare.

I love Beyonce, but for this one thing, seriously, fuck Beyonce. Weighing 175 lbs isn’t “every woman’s nightmare”. I weigh more than that, and it’s certainly not a nightmare for me. It stings that she thinks it is. What *is* a nightmare is living in a world where women and girls are influenced by celebrities like

Yeah, I think this is where I fall too. I lost a bunch of weight and got so much positive feedback that when I eventually gained it back, I thought everyone must think I looked horrible and disgusting, and it really fucked with my head. The LAST thing I would want to do now, having had that experience, is reinforce

I misread the last bit about Orlando Bloom as, “Bloom got a bonobo, but he is just fine!" and was saddened when I realized my error.

I was similarly going to make an egg joke - but I was thinking more along the lines of “go sit on a jade egg”.

I take issue with the fact that GP makes gobs of cash off of exploiting other women’s body insecurities. She wants to seem like she’s one of us only to make her audience more comfortable parting ways with their money. She can go suck a jade egg. 

She said a couple cringe-y things about how she doesn’t see herself as a “beautiful woman”

Yes 

yes, cervical cancer can do a lot of damage with no symptoms, or with just the symptom of bleeding - which, if you already have an irregular cycle, just blends in. cervical cancer is a jerk and this lady is a jerk, and i bet you she’s gotten paps on the sly. or maybe she really is that dense and stubborn. i admit, i

While I really want to believe this woman’s vagina is as strong as she says it is, I am noticing that her left hand is not visible to the camera while she is unscrewing the lid and putting it in her vagina. I would find the video more convincing if both hands were showing.

Bla bla bla bla THAT IS BRITTANY MURPHY AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO SEES THIS PLEASE SEND HELP

For some reason this comment got me thinking about “hands free” cell phone rules, and then I couldn’t stop giggling.

I would like to hear you describe what seeing them competing was like without actually seeing it myself

The video in the blue dress is extremely distressing. I had no idea my vagina was such a useless POS. All this time I’ve been relying on my hands like a fucking rube.