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I need this to accommodate my larger than normal head and my thickety-thick locs, cause regular won’t do.

Unrelated: in the spirit of these two blessing black women (though far less significant than the diverse Fenty makeup line), this baseball cap that Beyonce’s come up with for Ivy Park is legitimately one of the most clever items I’ve ever seen.

I want to cry. Beyonce is just so beautiful and she is literally my light and my life and my peace and my green smoothie bowls and my quinoa.

“My name is Caroline. I am a 27 year old female and I am what society calls white.”

Lol. The only thing you had to say was #5: I’m can afford one, unlike the rest of you peons.

Pretty fun to read Sharapova going on about how big and strong Serena is in person considering Sharapova has 5 inches on Serena.

I Am....Tired of ‘Sasha Fierce’ not getting the respeck it deserves. Which other albums had ‘Diva’, ‘Sweet Dreams’, and mf ‘Single Ladies’ on it?? ‘Single Ladies’ aka the most iconic song and dance of the 00’s? One of the greatest music videos of all times, so good in fact, Yeezy nearly destroyed his career defending

No. Thanks to 62 million dumbass Americans, we have Trump.

1. “Love TKO” by Teddy Pendergrass, because I’ve never seen anyone who wasn’t Black listen to this song.

There are plenty of other people on that train who can take over the conductor role for some time.

Don’t look directly at it!

Yeah but the Junior part... is fucking me up. Shit, If my mama is SERENA FUCKING WILLIAMS... NAME ME SERENA which is short for “Blessed by the hands of Black Jesus and the female Gods in the world”.

thank you. feet are nasty. I don’t wanna touch em, I don’t know where her feet been. I’d recline my seat all the way, “sneeze” on those nasty things and then lysol wipes all over that arm rest. That’s nasty as hell.

Twenty seven hours of labor,twelve back, the epidural didn’t work, I never fully dilated and his cord was in a knot when they performed the c-section. Not lazy, not wanted, but if it had been, so what?

As a musical lover, a counter point argument:

I had my new hire explain he had “n-word privlige” because he grew with a lot of black kids.

Is there a probationary period?

Wow an “I don’t see skin color” AND “I have a black friend” argument. The two go-tos for wypipo.

I don’t even care about TS but it sounds like you have the inside scoop. Dish it!

I don’t see why not, wasn’t his mom a teacher? Must have been lots of books at that house.