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I can’t believe people are arguing against the obvious fact that the youngest sibling is always cooler and smarter than the older one... And really humble about it.

I read an interview her cousin Jomo did a while back. From what I can tell, that whole clan is broken, y’all. Barry (the uncle, Jomo’s dad) most of all. No doubt he blames himself for Aaliyah getting in the industry, situation with Kells, her getting (virtually) blacklisted after that because nobody wanted to work

They are almost as bad as geese. Fun fact: Geese are one of the few birds that remember their dinosaur roots, and are constantly trying to rise back up and take their rightful place as ruler of the earth.

Rock the Boat is such a good video and it’s so painful to watch. I love how stripped down it is.

I grew up listening to her and I can tell you that I will fight every bitch to get my hands on this collection.

me, too! if i’m real pissed, it’ll be “k, hon.”

I love these types of Facebook dumpster fires. They are comedy gold late at night when I’m 5 sheets to the wind and I need a good laugh.

I want to stop the story here. I want to just stop and walk away from my computer because I don’t want the spirit of Martin, Malcolm, Rosa, and the others to know that there is a black man who is allow himself to move away from the traditional common spelling of his given nickname, “Black Mike” to instead choose

Bullshit. The fuck does being “likeable” have to do with competence? Nothing.

there’s a reason it was canceled

Those twins are so cute. I follow them on IG. The one on the right is THROUGH with whatever little boy done got on her bad side at day care. “He didn’t say ‘I’m sorry!’ That’s not my fault!” And when her sister pointed at her like “Nah fam, that’s all you” I fell out.

Has anyone seen the Instagram video of the McClure twins finding out about the new baby? If not, here:

Did the Communist Party stage a massive acting-out over the weekend, or did I miss that?

Wont someone please think of the white people? /s

The civil rights movement was extremely violent. Ask the people in Birmingham who had their skin ripped away by police dogs and fire hoses. Ask the freedom riders who were firebombed. Ask the children beaten with police batons on the Edmund Pettus Bridge. Ask the crack in John Lewis’ skull. Ask the bits of Martin

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To be fair Fallon had this (though to be fair is much more credit to Riz Ahmed than Jimmy):

From personal experience, I can say that no, men in DC really are such massive fucking cunts.

WHAT IS THIS STORY?! WHO IS THIS MAN?!