I didn’t realize that the gray Sabres logo was a buffalo charging forward until like six months ago. The whole time when I was a kid (from like 1998 on) I thought it was a bird with a horn facing to my left and finding out that it wasn’t blew my mind.

When I was at one of these in Hershey a few years ago, the sweepers were moving them all into a corner of the rink for bagging up, and one of the players came skating up and dove onto the stack. It was one of the most joyful things I have ever seen another human being do- “WHEEEE!”

If they win the West, they should get a banner and hang it in Stubhub and it should say 2017 NFC WEST CHAMPS DESPITE OUR COMPLETE MORON OF AN OWNER MOVING US AND HANDING OUT SHITTY U2 ALBUMS.

re photo 3: noble spirits, Embiid and the smallest man

Yeah, but Wade’s been operating these tire stores for decades, got five locations around town, can tell you exactly which tread will be good in winter for your particular car, had a few down years but mostly it’s been nothing but gravy.

and in a putrid AFC that record currently has them in a wild card spot

I finally got some fenders on my commuter bike, makes a huge difference.

Guys, GUYS! Please. BOTH places are revolting! No need to argue.

Don’t call me Rich, don’t call me George, just call me Cheese, that’s who I am!

It’s so disheartening to see MAC on MAC violence. I hope MAC leaders will work with MAC youth to stop this.

Yeah, well at least people know both of those cities exist.

As long as we can agree that both kick the shit out of living in Rochester

I kind of assumed the Raiders would play football there too, so they felt at home.

As a cost saving measure, the Catholic Church now uses a Sunday afternoon trip to Ikea as Pre-Cana classes.

These people have never had to govern or be a part of governing. Oh sure, they’ve been in elected office before, but what did they do? As state legislators, they just slashed and burned vital services and Republican’d their way up the food chain when the incumbent Republican got busted with little boys in hotel rooms…

I must be the most visually illiterate person on the fucking planet. I never know the glove logo was also an MB, just thought it was a glove.

As a Bills fan, I have to tell you that when the Pats handed Gilmore big money, we laughed and laughed (and then threw each other through flaming tables) and laughed.

You could be living in a country where you dodge landmines on your way to dig food out of a dumpster.

At least 17.9 of that 18% was from Staten Island.

Also I can’t hear Major Applewhite without thinking of Marshall Applewhite, the Michele Bachman-eyed loon who headed the Heavens Gate cult