I think he was on autopilate when he wrote it.

Here’s your boy

One of the most-rumored destinations is the Patriots, which would be weird as hell.

New Orleans also smells like someone left the cover off of every manhole that has ever been constructed in human history. So there’s that.

Republicans only wish they had superdelegates to keep the inmates from running the asylum and picking a stark raving madman from being the figurehead of their party. This just feeds Sanders fanboys’ conspiracy theories.

Superdelegates are good. They help ensure that the party isn’t forced to nominate someone who has no…

This just makes me think of how much fun it would have been to see Gaudreau play with Auston Matthews or Dylan Larkin at center in the Olympics. Fuck Gary Bettman and the owners with a goalie paddle.

Last time I was in Western New York I saw a jeep flying two GIGANTIC flags off the back: the Confederate Flag, and a Buffalo Bills flag. It was a breathtaking monument to the fine art of losing.

As a man who has lived in a Russian household for over 20 years: with enough horseradish, you can eat anything.

It was very polite for the Colts to send all the other candidates home with ‘Finalist’ banners.

Counterpoint: throwback jerseys rule, but are even better if the team doesn’t exist anymore.

The very moment Gilmore swatted that ball away, I had an instant flashback to every single fucking time I had to sit and watch him get burned up the sideline, most notably that time he let Chris goddamn Hogan look like Randy Moss.

Oh and fuck Chris Hogan, too. Fuck.

Let’s Remember Some Guys Who Did Better Once They Left Buffalo

<starts list>
<realizes it's most everyone>
<drowns himself in vat of Genny Cream Ale>

JD Power and Associates ranked it Most Dangerous in Its Class.

Do Roy Rogers exist outside of NY State Thruway rest stops?

I wonder if leaders in China wear “China” hats that are made in the USA?

Don’t forget Goodwin, who suddenly became an NFL receiver with Garappolo at the helm. As opposed to simply a “guy who can run go routes really fast”.

THIS GUY, MARK DAVIS, I CALL HIM DONALD TRUMP BECAUSE HE GOT ALL HIS WEALTH FROM HIS SENILE FATHER AND HIS INCREASINGLY LUNATIC FAN BASE CONTINUES TO VOCALLY SUPPORT HIM WHILE HE DRIVES EVERYTHING OFF A GODDAMN CLIFF

Take it up with Hegel son

“The bill sells itself,” argued Stephen Moore, one of the founders of the Committee to Unleash Prosperity,