This schtick could be milked for so much. He could challenge the women’s champion to a match because he doesn’t see gender. He could steal the belt and give it to some other heel loser to “redistribute” the wealth. Every time he loses a match, he could appeal it to some fake wrestling governing body and get the match…

Nice to see that the Redskins found another use for the “add to cart” option after RG3 left.

She may be a criminal mastermind, but as far as political skills go she got clobbered by a clown in orange pancake makeup who, himself, has no political skills or even a firm grasp on reality.

Not me. The promo copy clearly promises colored commentators.

Surprise twist. Guy in Nike shirt is Kevin Gilbride’s son.

I have zero faith in Democrats’ ability to gain seats in 2018, much less take back a part of Congress.

It’s pink, so that could mean it’s strawberry smoothie. Or it could mean that it’s a fucking ham sandwich, because this company is run by Dadaists.

Damn dude. Bin Laden won. We are so fucked and it only took 16 years.

I play real sports, not trying to be the best at exercising.

Pillar is from California. He’s not ciscanadian.

I’m still holding out hope that Aaron Maybin is going to pan out!

“How can it be a bad word when there’s a whole country named after it?”

This is why I bike about four minutes to work every day.

As the aunt of a baby who was born 7 weeks early and spent a month in the NICU...let it go, landscaping friend. It’s great that you did a nice thing for your friends, but frankly, if they even fucking noticed the landscaping at this point, it’s the last thing on their mind. They have to leave their teeny tiny,…

I’m from Boston and it is pretty fucking racist. But is anyone around here gonna actually claim that the rest of the country isnt just as fucking racist? Did you see who we just elected president?

Sequoia?

—Chad, honey? Maybe you shouldn’t watch the draft if it makes you feel sad.

Stockholm Syndrome.

But they don’t want those Federal Programs cut. They like their corn subsidies, and being allowed to graze their cows real cheap, and being able to hunt on public lands. They want social security when they are old, and unemployment when they are out of a job, and disability when they get hurt. Those are the good…