“As God as my witness, I thought this stadium proposal would fly.”

The league in three phases.

Oh how I miss the people watching at Ivor Wynne.

The fackin’ caahmanwelth.

Passenger: “And a vaccine denier - I’ve read all the research. “

White men suck. They have the world on a plate and they’re so fucking angry. And so uncool

If they were smart, they’d pay it anyway. A gesture of good faith might come in handy when it’s time to negotiate a new contract. Of course, if they were smart, they wouldn’t be the Buffalo Goddamn Sabres.

Do you think he made a wish while the Nats were getting blown out?

Muffet McGraw is a first ballot HOFer in the name hall of fame

Dear Oakland,

Hamilton:

911's telling jokes in your town.

“fd 60 rt 120 fd 60 rt 120 fd 60 rt 120"

Hell is other people at an NFL game

are you under the impression this is not a thing that happens in america

because if so, holy lol, do I have bad news for you about your local homeless population

only difference is that here, the doctors aren’t allowed to give them anything to reduce the chances they’ll be coming back to the emergency room, costing you…

INTERNATIONAL IS JUST A FANCY WORD FOR IMMIGRANT. THEY KNOW KRAFT IS FRIEND WITH TRUMP AND THAT BRADY VOTE FOR TRUMP. THE IMMIGRANT MEDIA TOOK HIS JERSEY. DON’T BE FOOLED BY LIBTARD LIES

This would be like if after seeing his parents gunned down in an alley, Bruce Wayne grew up to become a prominent NRA advocate.

I like how NFL announcers like to ignore the obvious signs of the Rust Belt exodus by claiming that Pittsburgh, Detroit and Cleveland fans “travel well”.

This is what makes minor league baseball so great. Cheap tickets, cheaper beer, usually good food options, and enough sport to make it seem like you’re going to the game, not just finding a way to drink outside on a nice summer Monday night.

I choose to believe the committee left Syracuse out because Boeheim is a tremendous asshole, even by the NCAA’s standards.