Hello friends! Jim Nantz here, and welcome to [DEAFENING FART NOISE]

it’s a beautiful world we live in. a sweet, romantic place.

“But it’s a *dry* indifference”

IT’S COOL, WE’RE TAKING IT BACK!

PORCH MONKEY 4 LIFE

They will have a tough battle in the first round when they face Egypt, Syria, Lebanon, Transjordan, and Iraq simultaneously.

I went to a big-time college hockey school. They had a hockey band that played during long stoppages that wasn’t very loud, but everything else was crowd noise. I can’t recommend it enough.

Let’s compromise and allow for 3/5 of a song.

Jose Bautista completely rebuilt his swing at the age of 30 when he joined the Blue Jays. It wasn’t just the mechanics, it was also in his approach: how he learned to mentally chart each at-bat; segregate his fielding from the batters box; develop strike zone discipline. If it wasn’t for Cito Gaston and Dwayne Murphy…

EDIT: this is what happens when you’re half asleep when you type

Ever have the pleasure of pushing a double-long stroller full of squirming minions off the sidewalk onto the road and back onto the sidewalk?

Ketchup/catsup on a hotdog is blasphemous once you’re an adult (over 18).

That photo was a brain melter for me. Drew laying down would be an insurmountable speed bump for a lot of sedans.

zen and the art of mediocre management

Also worth noting is that this was the final game of NJCAA hockey, as they’re dropping it from their roster of sports. What a way to end it.

“i work here everyday, i’m in the know”

I was going to say something like that. He dresses like a Nazi professor. Like someone who is trying to find the Ark of the Covenant before Indiana Jones does.

Fuck them both. Pardon me if I’m not vicariously happy for one douchebag lacrosse-playing private school beating another.

Actually “CEO” is a term that means “Chief Executive Officer”, and is usually the title of the person who leads a company, may it be big or small. Sometimes they scam their way to the top, but sometimes it actually does take hard work and accomplishment. Also they may not do the day-to-day nitty gritty, but managing…