“Talk shit get hit.”

Saw this in the comments months ago and I’ve been using it ever since:

tell that to william mckinley

When you have the key to the city of buffalo, do you really need anything else?

Terms of the contract remain undisclosed although one can assume he can now afford his own goddamn pic-a-nic baskets.

Given the whole anti-intellectual platform, I assumed Trump’s America would have less difficult math. This is like an SAT word problem.

You’re old, but you’re not wrong.

I doubt think I ever wanted the Spurs to win the NBA more than this year. And then I want Pop to accept the invitation to the White House and then shame Trump in person.

“Against the rules. You stupid when you do that, some English pig with no brains”

I referred to a couple guys as “hipsters” the other day and boy did they get upset. Apparently the politically correct term is “conjoined twins”.

“You do that, you go to the box, you know.

Does anyone know how many of the players fighting were “violent thugs” vs. how many of them were “scrappy”?

Park Tavern appears to be in midtown Atlanta, meaning it’s at least an hour drive from the Falcons’ fanbase of people who would never dream of living where they have to see actual minorities and will go back to caring way more about UGA football the next time the Falcons aren’t a playoff team.

But this is the original LA Chargers NFL logo. Ergo it’s the best. I don’t know whether they’ve settled on a permanent replacement yet, but I feel confident in saying that the logo I haven’t seen yet is an abomination, desecrating the memory of the golden age of the LA Chargers (between Thursday and Friday last week).…

Doucheruptor?

I just wanna see more clips of dudes walking in through the door as baskets get made. God bless D-III.

I can’t hold a grudge, had it not been for nepotism I never would have got my job cleaning music festival port-a-potties 

I still can’t wrap my head around Ben McAdoo being 39, because he looks like fucking garbage.

Thanks. I tried to make it very fundamentally sound.

Ristolainen is a particularly unfortunate example. His mug shot screams aryan ubermensch right down to the haircut.