I can think of another new symbol that more accurately gauges fan interest

You’re already making the same excuse that the rest of the trump supporters are going to be making the next four years, rather than criticize any of his terrible decisions and terrible cabinet choices the only response any trump supporters seem to have is “WELL IT WOULD BE WORSE IF IT WERE HILLARY”.

Too much Iron City. And the alcohol probably didn’t help, either.

“We just have to go back to the drawing board and try harder next year. We’ve parted ways with our coaching staff, and have already started bungling efforts to hire a new one. Now join me in the dance of sadness, as is our annual tradition.”

+6 Schlitzes

No, Whaley’s unfamiliar with that contract, but has full faith Pegula wrote it well.

Yeah, but you’ll then hear Whaley say that he was ‘not privy’ to Taylor’s contract negotiations in the same way he apparently hasn’t been ‘privy’ to anything going on in the organization.

I crossed over, fuck ‘em

“Dallas Creamer” is not a real person’s name. This is a sexual act where you wear a cowboy hat and jerk off in your partner’s coffee.

Maybe if the democrats fought fervently for unions the way they fought for transgender bathroom rights we wouldn’t be in this shitty conundrum.

More “active” than McGahee?

“There ain’t no sin and there ain’t no virtue. There’s just stuff people do.”

True. Maybe if the Knicks had moved to White Plains it would be more apt.

Ryan Nassib, your new franchise savior. He’s like a better Flutie, except Nassib Flakes sounds like a skin condition.

You’ll have to speak up, I’m wearing a towel.

But who the hell goes to rehab for fucking steroids?

#Beliembus

“Butt-force trauma”

Mac Daddy Santa. Or as Augusta used to call him, black St. Nicklaus.

I wish that website was a person that I could stab.