Read the title way too quickly as “Browns starting Guarantee” and thought “yet to hear this quarterback’s name.”

The heroines were being abused by Mayweather.

I just came here to reiterate that white privilege is not a thing. Total liberal media conspiracy. Now excuse me while I continue through life with the wind at my back.

I’ll take “What is tuesday in Rochester, Alex?”

In fairness, fuck Buff State.

As a graduate of UB, it’s actually University at Buffalo. Carry on.

Every Jim Tomsula’s Lifehack Of The Week! reminds me of:

I’ll bow to my new Jewish overlords if they get me Uber. What the fuck, you can control the world’s banks and the media but you can’t get Uber in Binghamton? You guys need to get your shit together.

“Bills fan” implies that, I’d say

Do you want the answer you already have in your head repeated back to you, or do you want to start a long-winded argument with an anonymous internet commenter?

“Beast Mode Adventures” should follow “Mike Tyson Mysteries” on Adult Swim.

I personally thought he sounded great, and I majored in Music at Trump University, so I know a thing or two about singing.

There’s nothing sudden about it. Just like how you’re not suddenly ignorant.

Here in America we call all Stanley Cup champ teams since 1994 not from Canada :p

*element

Dan Snyder: Tom, come over!! Sure, sure, let’s party. Can’t wait to see you.
*drives to Dan’s mansion*
*security guy says it’s $50 to park*

I can confirm this.

Not after what Cthulhu did to Shoggoth in the primary. #nevercthulhu

Another day (hour?) another poorly researched article by Hamilton Nolan. Wish this ritual had stayed at Gawker so I could just ignore them. Thanks a lot, Peter Thiel.

I know some people think it’s a complete waste of time for Kaepernick to stand up there and talk about something that pretty much everyone agrees is terrible. Especially when there’s nothing he can really do to change it. But that doesn’t mean he shouldn’t have to answer questions about the 49ers.