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Your mom did seem a little slow, so yes, I guess, technically, I am fucking moron.

He literally starts the argument by mocking the “college educated” hosts. thebunk nailed it with his comment yesterday:

I once had a drunk young lady at a Bills tailgate say to me, in the most Buffalo accent imaginable, “dere’s only two good things the CANADIANS have ever given us - HAHCKEY, AN’ NICKELBAHCK.”

“Republican”

New goal: convince Obama to sport an afro the last month of his presidency.

Wait a sec. I thought we were talking about beer, not champagne...

In some parallel universe, breast cancer survivors wear Cleveland Browns ribbons.

It’s from 2012

Compared the the US anthem it’s fucking amazing. Compared to one the like the Russian or French anthem it’s garbage. Say what you will about their weakness on the political front, those Russians have one hell of an anthem.

Get fired. Could be any day now.

And despite all this, they’re still paying their players more than the NFL’s minor league system.

People won’t be as upset about this when they realize he was planning to use all the parts of any Buffalo he got.

Let’s do a little story problem:

Yeah, the worst-case scenario is him limping through the season, and killing his long-term career prospects so that the Bills can miss the playoffs at 7-9 instead of 6-10.

It’s hard to find that CB, all tucked away down there.

[11:45 A.M. Day 4 of debate training]

I’m also pretty bored with The World Cup of Hockey.

They enjoy being good. Their fans drink a lot and enjoy them winning. It’s an offense to God and all that baseball stands for.

When asked what he’s going to do now that he’s got a 100 million dollar contract, Antetokounpo said he’d carry on the fine Greek tradition of spending all 300 million of it.