Bring back the Creamsicles!

Finally, the coveted lipless weirdo demographic.

I’m a writer. Why not me?

God I would take a second hockey team in a heartbeat over the Nuggets and Rockies

with Old Bay on it? Absolutely.

Looks like Danny Trejo promoting his new film, Machete Sings

Stadium security also had a rough go of it

Yeah, Canada. I’m most interested to see how the youngsters on Team North America do, though.

It would help if Tom Benson could remember when he writes checks.

“including replays of EPIC TACKLES”

Now we all know the 13 stripes are for good luck, but why does the American flag have precisely 47 stars?

True story, the first baseman of my local sem-pro baseball team is Cleveland Brownlee, he walks out to the Cleveland Show theme song. Entirely worth the $8 admission.

The only thing that statue is missing is Beverley D’Angelo clinging to his leg.

I watched the video, but I did not stand when the anthem came on. I wonder how many people watching the game on TV were saying “look at that asshole sitting through the anthem” while sitting on their couch or at the bar.

Fun fact: Andy Reid is 3rd all-time in postseason wins by a Chiefs coach with 1. They are a tough team to root for.

I haven’t bought a football game since NFL 2K5 because Madden still hasn’t caught up to where the 2K series was for fun.

Jedd Gyorko sounds like a character invented by a early 20th century satirist to lampoon the simple Hungarians.

In my experience, winning the division just doesn’t feel as good as playoff wins.

I’d buy the Cowboys and rename the stadium “Lambeau Field”