I work at an office with this freakishly tall dude. I’m average height, so I thought it would be funny if I acted like we were in the same height category. This guy has never laughed at my joke, and I realized that it really bothered him. I’ve been doing this for two years just to see how long it takes for him to…

Take the bottom half of those baseball pants home with you, throw ‘em in a pot, add some broth, a potato — baby, you got a stew going!

Perhaps the best picture in Titans’ history.

Dear Matt from upstate ny. If you like the color blue, pain and suffering there is a team in buffalo you might be interested in.

Well, there goes the Quantrill vote.

I get it, they don’t want controversy to distract viewers from compelling WNBA storylines like “Which two teams are these again?” and “Is that point guard the one I heard about in college in 2009? No? Ok nevermind.”

Jack Donaghy agrees

It’s like we’re living in an incredibly stupid dystopian future.

Those things are set up like freaking department store bikes. I’d be surprised if the forks are facing the right way.

This is like a who’s who of supervillains who would be easily foiled by Aquaman.

The number of players who have asked if I would like to see a magic trick is astounding. Who is teaching children all this magic? And why do they want to bust it out during little league?

Honestly, CBS may have done Mike Carey a favor by sending him home.

I think you’re underrating the value of storylines in the American sports appetite. I can go hit up Youtube if I want to see people performing amazing human feats and/or hurting themselves horribly one minute at a time. There’s a reason ESPN and NBC spend so much time on soft-focus profiles of relatively unknown…

Because Major League stadiums have the safest of parking lots.

“When you want to think class rings, go Jostens! Now, here’s Sonic Youth!”

I have a nail gun, will that help?

Fuck you. I hope you lose 3 more straight finals.

We can only wish Luke Russert would go away.

The petulant ball toss from the manager/bench coach is the cherry on this sundae.

Interestingly, this actually does offend 9 out of 10 Native Americans.