Things To Do In Denver When You’re A Retread

Zamboni that shit.

I really hope Buffalo finally gets a team!

For brand name, add plastic wrap. You NEED to go with Saran or Glad. The generic stuff is insanely hard to get a clean sheet off, it starts clinging to itself and it’s a complete mess. I’m cheap, but I’ll spring for the brand name plastic wrap.

“WR is hell.”

+1, anytime I hear someone use the term “politically correct” I instantly know they are assholes

Albert may be a liberal, but he and Trump are very similar. Strong opinions about everything. Opinions not always well-founded. Love the sounds of their own voices. Thin-skinned. Bully tendencies.

The voters have chosen exactly what each slickly packaged general-election Republican candidate has winked and dog-whistled and hinted he secretly was in my whole entire goddamn lifetime. They’ve chosen what apparatchiks like William Kristol have spent the past 25 years pretending Ronald Reagan wasn’t.

I love how the backup goalie (#31) tries to do the thing where you jump into the glass, but his pads are too heavy and he just skates straight into the boards.

I think it’s a race to the bottom at this point.

Now you know why I refer to Bobby Jindal as Huey Short.

I know that guy, but I know, like, zippy zap about him.

The first projectile diarrhea was my Vietnam.

When I was in 8th grade, my teacher forced one of the boys in my class to dance with her mentally challenged 20 year old daughter. Aerosmith’s I Don’t Want To Miss A Thing was playing. It was pretty hot

also I really hope they stop doing shootouts. shootouts are the fucking worst.

the NCHC also does it for conference games.

(Never Hope. Hoping is how you get hurt.)

No way man, all I could imagine was Wee-Bay from the wire as his voice. It was PERFECT.

It’s not as bad as their Denver N*gg**s cap.

How come there’s no WNBA?!