I appreciate your enthusiasm, but winning and Atlantic Hockey are mutually exclusive.

Probable/possible AFC QBs in the playoffs:

Rickey and I share this birthday. Often, when I give my ID to religions clerks they will say something like “Someone very special was born that day.”

“Welcome back to L.A., Chargers!”

Thanks?

What about the Great Giana Sisters?

He's the man, he's the man, he's the man, he's the maaaaan.

What is the disaster here? Your shitty gaydar?

I went to a strip club with my buddies the night before Thanksgiving, got home wasted at about 2 AM and slid into bed and the wife asked “where have you been?” (I decided at this point to be honest for the first time in my life when asked a question of this ilk) I confidently said “honey, I went to strip club...” She…

Facebook is great for being reminded of peoples birthdays. Other than that it’s just a collection of the worst people I know posting insane shit all day.

Thankfully, the new team slogan, “Me So Hornets”, was also discontinued.

Escalefters are annoying. What’s worse is tourist families who spread out to block every single metro entrance, then spend the next minute trying to figure out how to get through the turnstile.

Thank God he’s back.

Victims side of the story: “I drank 27 Keystone Lights and I’m an asshole”

Cheer up Bills fans. Just because Harvin is retiring from professional football doesn’t mean he can’t keep playing for the Bills.

After running his mouth, Sammy Watkins is now doubtful for the next two games with a jaw strain.

God knows what is actually is, he just bought it from a kid in the parking lot hollering “Lake Effect. We got that lake effect, yo!”

This is fantastic information, thank you. A follow up?