After some down time he’ll return and make everyone call him Malik Democratic Republic Of The Congo
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I know the NFL rulebook is long and long-winded as fuck, but I did not expect to see the word “disconcert” in it. I interpret this to mean the inside linebackers can’t make eerie howling noises at the opposing center in the hope of making him shit all over himself and his quarterback’s hands.
I’ll ride or die with whatever Joe does. His VP debate with Paul Ryan was one of the most epic ‘Who the fuck do you think you are?’ performances I’ve ever seen on live TV..
- “So I was outside in the dark, by myself, shooting off fireworks after the biggest choke job in Super Bowl history. Then the dog shit diarrhea all over their carpet and I had to clean that up.”
He's not really Tom Brady Jr. His name is Brady Brady and his dad's real name is Joseph Heller.
FREE SPEECH
Still waiting for some MACtion.
No I agree. Maybe I wasn’t clear. I’ve been listening to the ones that are talking about how, 10 years later, there are still HUGE problems in the area. Things that have never been solved. How areas that had NEVER flooded before Katrina have flooded once or twice since then. How government programs that have promised…
Run the cord through your shirt.
If he would’ve done the true Torontonian thing and just drove to Buffalo to buy a suit for 80% less this never would’ve happened.
“We haven’t won a title since my grandfather was my age. Since then, it’s been 50 years of getting face fucked. By the way, pop-pop is dead.”
I think he said the Quarterback is near.
I was about to say, the time Arthur Moats knocked Brett Favre into retirement was pretty great...
“I was brought up that way and I turned out okay” is the ultimate trump card for some people. I guess the proper response is, “No you didn’t. You grew up to be a child-abusing piece of shit.”
You can pull your thumb outta my ass any time, Carmine.
- Labatt Blue is terrible
Listen Dave I have 10 reasons why you’re completely wrong about the bills
Man, this is so much cooler than when Jack Johnson’s parents stole my kid’s piggy bank.
My experience is that a charter school happily took in my autistic daughter and agreed to give her opportunities her public school refused her, because in a public school the wishes of parents and recommendations of expensive outside therapists matter not.