This is exactly the impression I’ve always gotten from him. Everyone in town seems to be really excited to claim him and be proud he’s from our city, but he seems like a complete douchebag, and I would love to see people stop blindly supporting him. As much as it pains me to say it, I’d rather they support Gronk as…

It’s Buffalo, we won’t have Uber until at least 2018

But Marge, that little guy hasn’t done anything yet. Look at him! He’s gonna do something and you know its gonna be good.

If this was a hockey game surely we’d have a video of a parent murdering the coach for “lettting that kid get ice time.”

“bout time you assholes posted something positive about boston.”

Mike Mularkey

At least the Gus from Albuquerque had some success.

+1 Memphis Mad Dog

They couldn’t draft Jameis because the NFL won't let you field two rapists at QB

I used to play pretty seriously. The rules are simple. The main goal is to achieve “The Queen’s Errand,” or have the most netted balls by the end of the crow’s watch. If the pepper is placed in your path, you have to wheel the cranberry using only the poetic side of your bike. The lines on the court indicate the…

Basically, watch “The Second Episode” from the mostly-forgotten, totally great “Andy Richter Controls the Universe.”

It’s not even all that hard. You formulate 4 consecutive swatch sets on alternating weeks, making sure to bifurcate your clam ratio. He probably just starts out with a full set of Scuba Dips, heck he might even chain the algebra for extra resistance. I just don’t know. I’ll bet he goes hard on the pump deck to get the…

Joe Namath has to be the least deserving person in any sport’s hall of fame, right?

I had to disclose that the Football Man destroyed his prized finger. The finger had been previously soaring up the list of potential republican presidential nominees and was a very public finger. I rappelled into the sick bay and snatched the Football Man’s records before he could tackle me with his muscle-thickened…

I live in Seattle. I love basketball to the point where I consider it my favorite sport. But if Seattle/King County put it to a vote, I would vote against public financing for an arena, because there are other things I love more than basketball, like cities with good infrastructure and responsibly spent tax dollars on…

I started reading this thinking; I could get some useful ideas since I’m thinking of moving in a few years myself. Then I realized it was for young people with no real ties and are in essence, mobile friendly transients anyway and can pick up and move in a heart beat if they really wanted to.

Visiting hours didn’t begin until 4 PM and Tom Coughlin needed to get to bed

You tried, way back, but didn't take.

I think it’s more likely that the Pats would trot out “Brad Tommy” and just dare the NFL to say something. I have no problem imagining Belichick standing there with a straight face answering every question, “That’s not Tom Brady. That’s Brad Tommy.”

Man, no surprise the vegan has so little energy that typing three sentences plum tuckers him out.